Once upon a time there was a man, as he was happily walking around, a dark miner came and whacked him with 70000 damage. But the man flew the wrong way and hit the miner and landed on a dragon turkey and rode the dragon turkey.Then he kicked the dragon turkey of a cliff and said bye bye dragon turkey, but he was still on it. So he landed in the water and got eaten by a sharp blue dregeon. At the top of the cliff, another dragonturkey saw the first one and thought it was a gmae so it jumped off as well and landed on the dregeon turkey which exploded with 700000000 damage force. which man the man fly out of the atmosphere and land on the sun.
so he thought woooooooow, this is a great place to sun bake, so he got out a towel and slept on it. but, while he was sleeping
, a sand crab pinced his toe and he went Fu*ck, shit, wtf! and kicked the crab but alos kicked the towel and got melted, yes even with his 80% fire resist. so he got melted into iron and then gold.
1000 years later
2 miners ( the darkminer's great great great great great great great great great great great grea grandsons) came to the sun looking for revenge! they had Adv Fire kawkree set ( a new set wiht 100% fire resist)
and found the gold and poked it and the godl went aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr and said man this place is cold, so the miners brought him home and gave him hot chocolate. after a week they decided to sell him because they were poor ( even though the had 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999kk) So the gold is at a museum, but then a crackler came and sid, there's my tooth!, and took the tooth and plopped it into his mouth. but then a drucken pandwa picked up the crackler and threw them to some where. They landed at imp vilage but left cause everything cost too much. they went to the trool fair and played trool ball ( like football exepct with a trool instead of a ball) and they won 10 tokens. they decided to go to bonta cause it was so close. but while they arrived all the bontas attacked him and kill him. then the tooth came out and said you monsters, we where here just to have a good time, but you, you killed him! then the crackler said with his last breath who was the 700 tonnes stone moneter here, not i, not i......
then the gold said NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
my brother my captain my KING!
then a cow did a poo the end!
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