The Tale of the horny devilOnce upon a time there was a man named Fedrick Devil. This man was a happy man he had a wife and no kids.
*Warning the next pack of this story might be affenseive to younger players*
And one day he said to his wife... Lets never had children they are so annoying
your write, then they made love *without safty*
*NOW entering POV mode*
in Uterus
Blue one to Green two its time, as the sperms flew down to a giant egg. Red 5 ready to atk,... wait whats that arrrrrrr! *BOOM*
what happened RED 5, RED 5?!?!
Oh no its...... SPERMICIDE!
Okay men get ready for the mucus feild * beep* now activating potien shield *end Beep* Okay Blue 5 leader go into battle postions 7. Oh no i'm hit *Crash Boom* Stay with me Green 5. Cant hold them for long , aaaaaaaa! *BOOM* OKay it now or never * JUmps inot the egg*
5 years later
Daddy why is your name devil?
Its just is
Hmmmmm, devils have horns, Yay HOrny devil!
Dad: GAsp