Jimmy: If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
If you can't read, is alphabet soup as much fun?
Do people who die in a fire get to go first in the crematorium?
If it's illegal to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
What's up with "sanatary landfills" anyway?
When a fly lands on the celing, does it loop ofer backwards or do a barrel roll?
Do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If you choke a Smurf, will he turn
blue?
its all random generated
jeffrey: XD where u got them
Jimmy: 玩野
jeffrey: lol
Jimmy: dunno
its a script
What's annother word for synonym?
Isn't a "self-help" group impossible?
Why is it that if a man says dirty things he is called a sexist, but if a woman says them she gets paid?
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If a madman threatens suicide, does that count as taking a hostage?
How does a blind man know when he is done wiping after he has gone to the bathroom?
If a word is misspeled in the dictionary, will we ever know?
If Seven Elevens are open 24/7, why do they have locks on the door?
When a butterfly falls in love, what does he feel in his belly?
lol thanks to cryflydie for giving me this